Autobiography of a One-Year-Old

A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything is at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath, but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. For everybody who has ever looked at a baby and wondered what he -- or she -- is thinking comes Autobiography of a One-Year-Old, a memoir of life from twelve to twenty-four months. Readers will not only get a glimpse into the startling revelations of a young mind, but will look anew at the simple things every grown-up takes for granted -- mirrors (a.k.a. the stalker), hands (on the whole, a damn good idea), nursery rhymes (Miss Muffet was a wuss), and, of course, crying, diapers, and poop. As our guide says: It's a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I've laughed a lot, I've cried a lot, I've learned a lot. And so will you. So take a look at life as it's rarely seen by adults, but be forewarned: It's a sandbox out there.